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Niki-ism's
- "Always budget the luxuries first."
- "A true friend will always tell you the truth, even if it's something you don't want to hear."
- "All of the beautiful, useless things that a vagabond's aimless drifting brings..."
- "Whatever you do, if you're not smiling, you're not doing it right."
- "Sometimes I feel like the Last Whale."
- "There are times when only a dog will do."
- "The meaning of life is to learn and to have fun. That's the reason we're here."
- "Better thee than me!"
- "Laughter is the greatest gift."
- "Shape up or sheep out!"
- "Well, hello there you silly bird, why are you sitting on my finger?"
- "Nothing says 'I Love You' like a lightweight, cordless, reciprocating saw."
- "Appreciation is the lubrication of life."
- "I think I'll just put it right in your hot little hand!"
- "Dear Pot, I am black, signed, Kettle."
- "Let's kill him now and avoid the Christmas rush."
- "So. Another good candidate for a retroactive abortion."
- "Be kind to your web-footed friends, for a duck may be somebody's mother."
- "Self-pity is the most pernicious of vices."
- "A relationship without good communication isn't a relationship, it's a living arrangement."
- "Argue for your limitations - and you get to keep them."
- "Feelings are the only real things in this world, they're all we take with us when we leave."
- "Blessed Be."
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